Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class in Melbourne, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his ass.
If you do not mind me saying,' stated the second, 'that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why don't you take it out?'
I regret I cannot', lamented the first Arab. 'It is permanently stuck in my ass'
'I do not understand,' said the other.
The first Arab says, 'I was walking along a Sydney street and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an Australian Flag attire with a white beard and Akubra hat came boiling out.
' He said, 'I am Captain Aussie, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'
I said, 'No sh1t?'
God Bless Australia
I cannot take credit for this one...it is courtesy of our mate Gelan.