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RePete Super Member


Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1026 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:17 pm Post subject: Gynecologist's Assistant - Slightly Rated. |
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Wanted: Gynecologist's Assistant
A man went into the Job Center in downtown Denver , Colorado and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he went and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
"The weekly salary is $937.50, and you'll have to go to Billings, Montana."
"Good grief... is that where the job is?"
"No, Sir, That's where the end of the line is right now!"
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Elvis Super Member


Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9182 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue Jan 07, 2014 9:00 pm Post subject: Re: Gynecologist's Assistant - Slightly Rated. |
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now we know where Stovie got to!!!
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