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PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:22 am    Post subject: Retired Health Message Reply with quote

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me!

1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. I'm retired. Go around me.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 1:09 am    Post subject: Re: Retired Health Message Reply with quote

Works for me mate. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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