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#1: Notes From Neighbors Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 10:27 pm
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Parental Advisory

Cheers, Vince

#2: Re: Notes From Neighbors Author: Elvis, Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 10:45 pm
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I made up a heap of notes saying "thankyou for parking so close next time leave a can opener to get my car out. ARS#HO%* like you should take the bus"
we had 3 car spaces in front of the flat and if you got the middle one the signs came in handy!!!
thanks for the chuckle Vince.

#3: Re: Notes From Neighbors Author: gelandangan, Location: Sydney Australia

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 12:01 am
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Uh Elvis, not smart to insult someone who know where your stuff is going to be when you're not there.
Might get some nice scratches, or some lipstick

#4: Re: Notes From Neighbors Author: Elvis, Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 12:35 am
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good call but it was funny at the time as I didnt own a car for ages and watching people trying to get out of the middle park was very frustrating.
lipstick is bad but vaseline in the wipers is worse it drips out on hot days.

#5: Re: Notes From Neighbors Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 12:44 am
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What is the problem with lipstick? Does it damage the paint?

Worse thing I ever saw was a plastic bag filled with a mixture of bright paint and lacquer thinners...lobbed onto the roof of the car...the bag burst and the paint / thinners mix run down over everything. Evil or Very Mad

Cheers, Vince

#6: Re: Notes From Neighbors Author: gelandangan, Location: Sydney Australia

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 12:51 am
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Lipstick is like a nice pencil or chalk.
It can be used to write a nice lengthily prose Very Happy

The sye or whatever in the lipstick somehow permeates inside the paint and will stay visible until ALL the layers is removed.

#7: Re: Notes From Neighbors Author: Bushmaster, Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Thu May 03, 2012 7:59 am
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Notes to inconsiderate people. I keep these in my glove box of my pickup.

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