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#1: Anybody Wants a Dog??? Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 8:05 pm
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My house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the bathroom, and proceeded to steal all they could carry. My watchdog, "Killer", did not alert me, and for this reason I am giving him away. I no longer want a dog - I´m installing an electric fence and detection devices with alarms. They´re cheaper and more reliable.

For those interested in adopting the dog, please send an e-mail urgently.

A photo of "Killer" is attached below. He does have a few problems but with help he should be ok!!

Cheers, Vince

#2: Re: Anybody Wants a Dog??? Author: Suzanne, Location: Eugene, Oregon

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:23 pm
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I think I've seen him around....does he play cards?

Suz

#3: Re: Anybody Wants a Dog??? Author: Elvis, Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:37 pm
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Nah thanks
he doesnt drink speights mate.

#4: Re: Anybody Wants a Dog??? Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:30 pm
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Play cards...the bugger...no wonder I haven't seen him around at night. Mad

and here I am paying for all his tucker when he could probably afford to pay for mine. wtf

Cheers, Vince

#5: Re: Anybody Wants a Dog??? Author: Dimitri,

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 8:02 am
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Dogs love beer it is a natural thing.

I've only ever met one dog that didn't love beer in my life, every other dog after you give them some comes back to beg for more. But this one dog, just smells the stuff and wont touch it.

Dimitri

#6: Re: Anybody Wants a Dog??? Author: Ominivision1, Location: Iowa

Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2011 9:58 am
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Haha

#7: Re: Anybody Wants a Dog??? Author: slimjim, Location: Fort Worth TX

Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2011 12:27 pm
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creator needs more practice with photoshop.

#8: Re: Anybody Wants a Dog??? Author: stovepipe, Location: Pine, Az.

Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:26 pm
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Cute! Now THAT'S a lazy dog.

Great- just what I need, competition for the butt-groove on my sofa and the suds in my ice box, I dont think so!

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