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#1: Thought for the day Author: radar, Location: North Island New Zealand

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 12:23 am
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Never hold your farts in.

They travel up your spine and into your brain, and thats where shitty ideas come from.......

#2: Re: Thought for the day Author: Elvis, Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 1:04 am
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oh man thats a goodun.

#3: Re: Thought for the day Author: Ominivision1, Location: Iowa

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 1:41 am
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Shocked

Uh oh, wonder if this is going to be like the last thought of the day post? Very Happy

#4: Re: Thought for the day Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 1:43 am
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I doubt it OV1...we just have to be mindful of the family orientation of The Nut mate.

Cheers, Vince

#5: Re: Thought for the day Author: gelandangan, Location: Sydney Australia

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 2:07 pm
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So now I have excuse for coming out with stupid ideas..

#6: Re: Thought for the day Author: ROADJOCKY, Location: SOUTHERN-OHIO

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 8:03 pm
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Vince wrote:

I doubt it OV1...we just have to be mindful of the family orientation of The Nut mate.

Cheers, Vince

THANKS VINCE!

#7: Re: Thought for the day Author: radar, Location: North Island New Zealand

Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:08 pm
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Sorry to anyone I offend,

But this sort of Kiwi humour is heard on the radio every day here.

Radar

#8: Re: Thought for the day Author: Bushmaster, Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 7:03 am
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Joke re-write......

Never hold your [flatuations] in.

They travel up your spine and into your brain and that's where [fecis] ideas come from.......

#9: Re: Thought for the day Author: stovepipe, Location: Pine, Az.

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 11:13 am
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Now I know why most'a Chambered's thought's stink! Razz

#10: Re: Thought for the day Author: Elvis, Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 1:48 pm
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too true Radar ALL our radios and TV stations feature this level of humour. very good rewrite Bushy.

#11: Re: Thought for the day Author: chambered221, Location: Lost for good !!!

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 9:25 pm
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wtf

Stovey's about to get a 10 1/2 Air Jordan give him a fresh breeze up his spine........hopefully it'll blow some of the cobwebs out !!!

#12: Re: Thought for the day Author: Suzanne, Location: Eugene, Oregon

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 9:34 pm
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OMG flatulent jokes again, y'all are mentally incontinent. I think that's why the middle easterners were that head gear. Sorta looks like diapers to me.

that didn't
come
from
Suz

#13: Re: Thought for the day Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 11:29 pm
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Suzanne wrote:

OMG flatulent jokes again, y'all are mentally incontinent. I think that's why the middle easterners were that head gear. Sorta looks like diapers to me.

that didn't
come
from
Suz

Cheers, Vince

#14: Re: Thought for the day Author: radar, Location: North Island New Zealand

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 12:10 am
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heres an old "Goodies" tune for you all

Blown off its a gas
Blown off its a trip
Its a sin to hold it in so let it rip
Some folks like to hiccup
some folks like to cough

Me.....

I blow off!

(Its a bodily function no less)

#15: Re: Thought for the day Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 1:33 am
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I think I may be a little more poetic than you Radar old mate:

Where ere ye be,
Let ye wind go free.
In Church or Chapel,
Let it rattle.
A Fart

is but a breeze,
that gives the belly ease.

Cheers, Vince

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