#1: Two ladies talking in heven Author: wy111, Location: N. Yorkshire, U.K. ( Pomgolia)Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:32 pm ---- Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
PRICELESS!
#2: Re: Two ladies talking in heven Author: Bushmaster, Location: Ava, MissouriPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:42 pm ---- Blondes I bet...Both of them...
#3: Re: Two ladies talking in heven Author: Handloader, Location: Phoenix, ArizonaPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:13 am ----
Bushmaster wrote:
Blondes I bet...Both of them...
You are probably correct, Sir Bushy. I took my mother to the doctor's office for a checkup this past week and there was a blonde exiting an examining room. She was in tears as she had just then learned she was pregnant. I heard her ask the doctor, "Are you sure it is mine?!"
