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#1: Dont ask if you dont want the answer Author: tracker, Location: Manitoba, Canada

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:10 pm
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Ouch! this is cold, even if you are drunk!

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
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>>>>I was shopping at the local supermarket where I
>>>>selected:
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>>>>A half-gallon of 2% milk,
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>>>>A carton of eggs,
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>>>>A quart of orange juice,
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>>>>A head of romaine lettuce,
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>>>>A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
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>>>>A 1 lb. package of bacon.
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>>>>As I was unloading my items on the conveyor
belt
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>>>>to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as
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>>>>I placed the items in front of the cashier.
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>>>>While the cashier was ringing up the purchases,
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>>>>the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
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>>>>I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since
>>>>I
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>>>>was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the
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>>>>belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
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>>>>selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
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>>>>my marital
status.
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>>>>Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well,
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>>>>you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on
>>>>
>>>>earth did you know that?"
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>>>>
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>>>>The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

#2: Re: Dont ask if you dont want the answer Author: shrpshtrjoe, Location: Maryland

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:40 pm
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ROFL

Excellent

LMAO
Joe

#3: Re: Dont ask if you dont want the answer Author: ElyBoy, Location: Forest Lake Minnesota

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:58 pm
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Very Happy

Explains why I was single for the first 35yrs of my life.

Eric

#4: Re: Dont ask if you dont want the answer Author: Bushmaster, Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:09 pm
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Ooh?? You got better lookin' with age???

#5: Re: Dont ask if you dont want the answer Author: ElyBoy, Location: Forest Lake Minnesota

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:09 am
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Naw Bushy,
I think that the women got harder seeing. Laughing

Eric

#6: Re: Dont ask if you dont want the answer Author: Bushmaster, Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:03 am
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It could be that as they (the women) got older they saw their chances dwindling too...As I was taught in the Navy..."When a storm that looks like it will get worse any port will do"...Or shorten version "In a storm, any port will do"...

#7: Re: Dont ask if you dont want the answer Author: ElyBoy, Location: Forest Lake Minnesota

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:02 am
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My wife is 10yrs younger that me Bushy. She was 24 when we met.
She was a city girl, and I think that the looks and the attitude of one hell of a woodsman was too much for her to turn down.
Just my take on it. Ya just can't compare a city clown to a REAL MAN, if you know what I mean. The swagger and independence was just plain too much for her to resist.

Hug

Eric

#8: Re: Dont ask if you dont want the answer Author: Bushmaster, Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:04 pm
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And you probably had a job too. Nice huh...My wife is 13 years younger then me. The only way they can keep up with us woodsmen. I still have a little of that Sailor swagger left to go with the outdoorsman's swagger...

#9: Re: Dont ask if you dont want the answer Author: ElyBoy, Location: Forest Lake Minnesota

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 1:23 pm
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My wife calls my attitude a stinking Iron Range Ely attitude. Which means that I think that anybody from the city is an idiot follower.
I do tend to profile people who don't have a NASCAR or NRA sticker on their PICKUP TRUCK, and have city auto dealer stickers on their units instead.
Your wife probably says the same to you, but in a different way.

Eric

#10: Re: Dont ask if you dont want the answer Author: Dimitri,

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 4:58 pm
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Quite big age differences there. Smile

Dimitri

#11: Re: Dont ask if you dont want the answer Author: tikkat3,

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 2:14 am
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ElyBoy and Bushmaster,
May West once said that "a hard man is good to find"
Your wives may have agreed.

#12: Re: Dont ask if you dont want the answer Author: roklok, Location: Fairbanks, Alaska

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:21 am
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Big age differences? Really? When my sister and her husband of 10 years met she was 17 and he was 54. They are still happily married and have a 6 year old daughter.

#13: Re: Dont ask if you dont want the answer Author: Dimitri,

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:29 am
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roklok,

That isn't a big age difference thats a HUGE age difference. Shocked

Glad its working out for them though, thats what matters if its working, not age (to a point for example if a guy my age went after a girl as large as the age differences mentioned here that is so wrong its not even funny :x) and nobody else's opinions as you'll end up living the life they wanted to live or the life they think is best when you know what it isn't. Smile

Don't get me started on the dating people give me though, most of them have bad relationships or are divorced and they still insist I fallow their advice. wtf

Dimitri

#14: Re: Dont ask if you dont want the answer Author: Bushmaster, Location: Ava, Missouri

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:45 am
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Really roklok...You say they are from Tennessee or Arkinsas? That's cuttin' it pretty close...

But was she his foster daughter as mine was when she was 17...?? I married my x-wife's cousin when she was 26 (foster daughter at 17) and I was 39. My x-mother-in-law and my present mother-in-law are sisters.

Hell...I fit right in here in Missouri.

#15: Re: Dont ask if you dont want the answer Author: 1895ss, Location: Not Here...!!

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 10:55 am
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There's about the same age difference between you and your wife Bushy as there is between me and mine. Smile

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