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#1: Marys little lamb Author: Elvis, Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2024 2:51 pm
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yip we all remember the childhood nursery rhyme involving school and teacher with no sence of humour...seems in modern times things have changed somewhat.

mary had another lamb it ran into a pylon
10,000 volts shot up its bum
and now its fleece is nylon

mary has a pure white ewe
its fleece was prized by Brenworth (big carpet company)
it got out on the road one day
and got flattened by a Kenworth

Mary had a big black ram
his fleece as black as charcoal
every time it tupped a ewe
he poked them in the
....Hole

Mary lost her little lamb
it ran away you see
was captured by an Ozzie blike
who Sha..ed it endlessly

Mary did get sick of sheep
she couldnt win it seemed some how
so she trucked them off to the freezing works
and bought
herself
a
cow.

#2: Re: Marys little lamb Author: Elvis, Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2024 7:51 pm
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Mary got another lamb
her father shot it dead
she takes it off to school each day
between to hunks of bread

#3: Re: Marys little lamb Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 6:05 pm
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Haha

#4: Re: Marys little lamb Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 6:08 pm
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When Mary lost her little lamb
And it was found by an Ozzie bloke
The poor old Ozzie wasn’t to blame
‘Cause it was a KIWI what taught him the game

#5: Re: Marys little lamb Author: Elvis, Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2024 3:55 pm
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shear and share alike aye bud Cheers

#6: Re: Marys little lamb Author: Vince, Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 5:33 pm
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Elvis wrote:

shear and share alike aye bud Cheers

Damn right brother.

#7: Re: Marys little lamb Author: Elvis, Location: south island New Zealand

Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 10:21 pm
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When Mary had a little lamb
the doctor Scratch

was surprised
but when old MacDonald had a farm
he couldnt believe his eyes Shocked

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