Eternal Life.
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#1: Eternal Life. Author: RePeteLocation: Gods Country PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:37 am
A guy is walking along a Florida beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. A genie appears and tells him he has been granted one wish.

The guy thinks for a moment and says, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the genie, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK, then, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt."

"You crafty little bugger," said the genieā€¦

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