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#1: Royal New Zealand Navy Author: VinceLocation: Brisbane AUSTRALIA PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:25 am
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Royal New Zealand Navy has just upgraded its fleet to give it more striking power in the Pacific Region, a region where China is starting to flex its muscles and makes its presence felt.

The NZ opposition party has voiced it’s concern with the extravagant outlay and the impact it will havet on the NZ budget which has suffered big setbacks since the Global Financial Crisis.

Attached is a picture of the fleet leaving Auckland Harbour this morning.

#2: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Author: dhc4everLocation: Ipswich, Queensland Australia PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:54 am
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Wait for it...........

#3: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Author: pete4dLocation: Dixie , Alabama , & Louisiana PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:54 am
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some how I just knew that a sheep was involved. Cheers

#4: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Author: BushmasterLocation: Ava, Missouri PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:51 am
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Has anyone ever noticed the fixation on sheep by the Australians and New Zealanders?

Must not have many women down there.

#5: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Author: Ominivision1Location: Iowa PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 11:42 am
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Ouch!!!!

#6: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Author: gelandanganLocation: Sydney Australia PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:28 pm
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Laughing

#7: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Author: PaulSLocation: South-Eastern Washington - the State PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:55 pm
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I heard that in Australia there were a surplus of single women...

Maybe the sheep are the reason?

But sheep can't cook...

#8: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Author: VinceLocation: Brisbane AUSTRALIA PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:09 pm
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...but they do cook up well Paul. Love a nice lamb roast.

#9: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Author: gelandanganLocation: Sydney Australia PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:18 pm
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Our Long White Clouds cuzins are suspiciously missing ... for now..

#10: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Author: SuzanneLocation: Eugene, Oregon PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:55 pm
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So.......sheep and women...what's the connection Bushy?




Suz Popcorn

#11: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Author: BushmasterLocation: Ava, Missouri PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:14 pm
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And all this time I thought you were an ol...aah...sailor and should know about these things.

#12: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Author: ElvisLocation: south island New Zealand PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:12 am
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so look out you lot ...try to bring your Nukes into our waters and you will be "Rammed"

#13: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Author: VinceLocation: Brisbane AUSTRALIA PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 2:40 am
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Elvis wrote:
so look out you lot ...try to bring your Nukes into our waters and you will be "Rammed"

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

TOUCHE Elvis...great come back mate. Salute Cheers Cheers

#14: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Author: BushmasterLocation: Ava, Missouri PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:00 am
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By a bunch of "ewe" boats??

#15: Re: Royal New Zealand Navy Author: gelandanganLocation: Sydney Australia PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:17 pm
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Punny!



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