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Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh:
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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:19 am    Post subject: Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh: Reply with quote

His dizzy aunt -------------------------------------------------------Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes-------------------------------------Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia ---------------------------------U Gogh

His magician uncle ------------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin -------------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------- Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach -----------------Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle ------------------------------------------- Can't Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt ------------------------------------- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle -------------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh

The fruit-loving cousin -------------------------------------------- Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking --------------------- Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew ---------------------------------------- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco ----------------------------------------- Go Gogh

His niece who travels the country in an RV ------Winnie Bay Gogh


I saw you smiling . . . there ya Gogh!

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:19 am    Post subject: Re: Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh: Reply with quote

I just don't know whether to Very Happy or to Crying or Very sad Sad

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:53 pm    Post subject: Re: Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh: Reply with quote

way to gogh bro...

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:00 pm    Post subject: Re: Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh: Reply with quote

Oh Vinnie ya had me Goghin
so I got up and went


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 11:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh: Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:55 am    Post subject: Re: Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh: Reply with quote

just north of Timaru there is a monument to OUR race horse Phar lap. He was bred and born out there. at the farm gates of a few properties they have signs naming there humble abodes.
PHAR is pronounced FAR
there is phar cough
phar canal
phar kin oath
and more I cant think of right now I will have another look next time Im out that way (if those theiving Aussies havent pinched them too)

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:00 am    Post subject: Re: Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh: Reply with quote

I just googled it
phar cup
phargoatfill
pharkinall
and at a walnut stand
pharkin nuts.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 3:14 am    Post subject: Re: Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh: Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
just north of Timaru there is a monument to OUR race horse Phar lap. He was bred and born out there. at the farm gates of a few properties they have signs naming there humble abodes.
PHAR is pronounced FAR
there is phar cough
phar canal
phar kin oath
and more I cant think of right now I will have another look next time Im out that way (if those theiving Aussies havent pinched them too)

Born and bred in NZ....maybe...but his true qualities were realised and bought to the fore here in OZ. Tommy Woodcock made sure he was well trained. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

I won't go into his untimely demise though...poor bugger.

Hey Elvis...who is gonna win the NRL Grand Final mate?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:37 am    Post subject: Re: Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh: Reply with quote

the best team on the day matey
thats as close a call as I will make.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:03 pm    Post subject: Re: Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh: Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
the best team on the day matey
thats as close a call as I will make.

Mein gott! he opened his other eye!
Smart call all the same.......

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 11:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh: Reply with quote

I work with english and Irishmen so its a hard road which ever way I drive.

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