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Two things can happen....
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:55 pm    Post subject: Two things can happen.... Reply with quote

When you reach the age of 19 in Norway two things can happen:
You either have to serve in the army or you dont. If you dont have to serve its ok, but if you serve two things can happen:
You either serve your 12 months and be done with it or you get transferd to the homeguard after 12 months. If your done its ok, but if you get transfered to the home guard two things can happen:
You either see combat or you dont. If you dont its ok, but if you see combat two things can happen:
You either survive or you get killed. If you survive its ok, but if you get killed, two things can happen:
You either get a grave of your own or you end up in a massgrave. If you get a grave of your own its ok, but if you end up in a massgrave, two things can happen:
You either end up in the bottom or at the top. If you end up in the bottom its ok, but if you end up at the top, two things can happen:
You either turn into a beutifull flower or grow to be a tree. If you end up as a flower its ok, but if you end up to be a tree. Two things can happen:
You either end up as building materials or you end up as paper. If you end up as building materials its ok, but if you end up as paper. Two things can happen.
You either end up as a book or you end up as toiletpaper. If you end up as a book its ok, but if you end up as toiletpaper. Two things can happen:
You either end up with a man or a woman. If you end up with a man its ok, but if you end up with a woman. Two things can happen:
You either end up in #2 or in #1. If you end up in #2 its ok.




IF YOU END UP IN #1, THEN BY GOD ITS GOOD TO SERVE IN THE HOME GUARD Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Two things can happen.... Reply with quote

yes well.... Embarassed

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 12:24 am    Post subject: Re: Two things can happen.... Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 3:14 am    Post subject: Re: Two things can happen.... Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:52 am    Post subject: Re: Two things can happen.... Reply with quote

Good one.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2011 8:11 am    Post subject: Re: Two things can happen.... Reply with quote

I dunno........is that so good, either way....eventually you end up in the sewer....you would end up in the solids....they fertilize with that stuff and you might end up as a tree again.....just thinkin this one out a bit.....seems like deja vu all over againandagainandagain eeeooowww


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