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Mother of all Jihad Jokes
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Vince
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:32 pm    Post subject: Mother of all Jihad Jokes Reply with quote

Mother of all Jihadist Jokes...

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.

''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.''

''Yes, I remember him as a baby.'' says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now though." the mother confides.

"Oh, so sad dear...'' says the other.

''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.''

''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily, ''he had such curly hair when he was born.''

''He's a martyr too...'' says the mother quietly.

''Oh, gracious me...'' says the other.

''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18 '', she whispers.

"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school...''

''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . .



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 12:11 am    Post subject: Re: Mother of all Jihad Jokes Reply with quote

Now I had to laugh out loud for that one!

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 1:07 am    Post subject: Re: Mother of all Jihad Jokes Reply with quote

priceless.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 1:46 am    Post subject: Re: Mother of all Jihad Jokes Reply with quote

Watch out Vince, youll get a bad reputation making people laugh instead of groan at your sick jokes.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 4:45 am    Post subject: Re: Mother of all Jihad Jokes Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
priceless.

+1

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:35 am    Post subject: Re: Mother of all Jihad Jokes Reply with quote

Even the wife laughed at that one, good one Vince.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Mother of all Jihad Jokes Reply with quote

I laughted so hard that tears run down my leg

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 7:41 pm    Post subject: Re: Mother of all Jihad Jokes Reply with quote

Tremblay wrote:
I laughted so hard that tears run down my leg

Unless your brain is where the women alleged it is at, thats not tears running down your leg..

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 5:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Mother of all Jihad Jokes Reply with quote

HAHAHAhahahahahahaha

That's hilarious

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Mother of all Jihad Jokes Reply with quote

You owe me yet ANOTHER keyboard, Vince.
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