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O.M.G., I'm rich
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Vince
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 10:11 pm    Post subject: O.M.G., I'm rich Reply with quote

Gold in the Teeth

Crystals in the Kidneys

Sugar in the Blood

Lead in the Ass

Iron in the Arteries

And...An inexhaustible supply of Natural Gas.




I never thought I'd accumulate such wealth!!!

Cheers, Vince

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:41 pm    Post subject: Re: O.M.G., I'm rich Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Good one Vince. Look out or aunty Juliar will be wanting to sell you to the chinese Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:50 am    Post subject: Re: O.M.G., I'm rich Reply with quote

shouldnt that be lead in ya pencil???? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:31 am    Post subject: Re: O.M.G., I'm rich Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
shouldnt that be lead in ya pencil???? Very Happy

Surprised Surprised Surprised Hiding Hiding Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:47 pm    Post subject: Re: O.M.G., I'm rich Reply with quote

You forgot wax in your ears!

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 11:18 pm    Post subject: Re: O.M.G., I'm rich Reply with quote

No value in wax mate.

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