Thought for the day

radar · Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 12:23 am Post subject: Thought for the day

Never hold your farts in.

They travel up your spine and into your brain, and thats where shitty ideas come from.......

Elvis · Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 1:04 am Post subject: Re: Thought for the day

oh man thats a goodun.

Ominivision1 · Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 1:41 am Post subject: Re: Thought for the day

Uh oh, wonder if this is going to be like the last thought of the day post? Very Happy

Vince · Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 1:43 am Post subject: Re: Thought for the day

I doubt it OV1...we just have to be mindful of the family orientation of The Nut mate.

Cheers, Vince

gelandangan · Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 2:07 pm Post subject: Re: Thought for the day

So now I have excuse for coming out with stupid ideas..

ROADJOCKY · Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 8:03 pm Post subject: Re: Thought for the day

Vince wrote:

I doubt it OV1...we just have to be mindful of the family orientation of The Nut mate.

Cheers, Vince

THANKS VINCE!

radar · Posted: Sun May 01, 2011 10:08 pm Post subject: Re: Thought for the day

Sorry to anyone I offend,

But this sort of Kiwi humour is heard on the radio every day here.

Radar

Bushmaster · Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 7:03 am Post subject: Re: Thought for the day

Joke re-write......

Never hold your [flatuations] in.

They travel up your spine and into your brain and that's where [fecis] ideas come from.......

stovepipe · Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 11:13 am Post subject: Re: Thought for the day

Now I know why most'a Chambered's thought's stink! Razz

Elvis · Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 1:48 pm Post subject: Re: Thought for the day

too true Radar ALL our radios and TV stations feature this level of humour. very good rewrite Bushy.

chambered221 · Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 9:25 pm Post subject: Re: Thought for the day

Stovey's about to get a 10 1/2 Air Jordan give him a fresh breeze up his spine........hopefully it'll blow some of the cobwebs out !!!

Suzanne · Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 9:34 pm Post subject: Re: Thought for the day

OMG flatulent jokes again, y'all are mentally incontinent. I think that's why the middle easterners were that head gear. Sorta looks like diapers to me.

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Vince · Posted: Mon May 02, 2011 11:29 pm Post subject: Re: Thought for the day

Suzanne wrote:

OMG flatulent jokes again, y'all are mentally incontinent. I think that's why the middle easterners were that head gear. Sorta looks like diapers to me.

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Cheers, Vince

radar · Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 12:10 am Post subject: Re: Thought for the day

heres an old "Goodies" tune for you all

Blown off its a gas
Blown off its a trip
Its a sin to hold it in so let it rip
Some folks like to hiccup
some folks like to cough

Me.....

I blow off!

(Its a bodily function no less)

Vince · Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 1:33 am Post subject: Re: Thought for the day

I think I may be a little more poetic than you Radar old mate:

Where ere ye be,
Let ye wind go free.
In Church or Chapel,
Let it rattle.
A Fart

is but a breeze,
that gives the belly ease.

Cheers, Vince