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The soldier and the atheist
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:03 am    Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist Reply with quote

Im still here Suz Im just getting pre duck day jitters. I climbed out the pit while you werent looking.that ladder goes down aswell as up you know.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:14 am    Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
so Omni I'm going to give you my bra to wear Suz

Shocked Faint

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:28 am    Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist Reply with quote

But Omini..........You might look good in a bra. Laughing Wear it on the outside so all can see. ROFL

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 6:57 am    Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist Reply with quote

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But Omini..........You might look good in a bra. Laughing Wear it on the outside so all can see. ROFL

Aaaaahh don't think so Bushy, maybe I can give it to whittling, see here

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 12:44 pm    Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist Reply with quote

If you ever get outa that pit Elvis....you might find your wing spinners thrashin around in there. We thought they were for coyotes, and you seemed to be a close relative, so we pitched them in.

Omni!! that bra is to be under your protection, your responsibility. If you loose it, you have to buy me another one. Won't that be fun?

Suz

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:22 pm    Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist Reply with quote

WOOHOO bra shopping with Suz!!!!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:06 pm    Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist Reply with quote

Oh No, I'm not going to accompany him, he'll have to do that on his own. I might need some hygiene products while he's in the women's department, and maybe some lipstick.

Suz

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:21 pm    Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist Reply with quote

Omini...........That poor boy took a beating for a while over that one !!!

Got a little ugly in the process.........think it best to leave it in the past.


wtf I can see it now..........Suz getting someone in a shopping cart and giving them a ride !!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:37 pm    Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist Reply with quote

Well since I have no use for this, I traded the bra in for something that we all can use up the ladder. Buuuurrrpp.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:22 am    Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist Reply with quote

OK OK OK OK OKOK I'll make a deal with ya Omni.....the bra was old...I don't like em anyway.....you can stay off the ladder if you keep that beer cooler down here. Those guys don't need encouragement to stay up there anyway. Besides you have that sort of cartoon caricature face, a perpetual sunglasses sort of look about you that says your from SIMS CITY or something and if you can come up with a beer cooler that says the same thing, then I think you and I should be pals, (SIMS style anyway). If that thing works.....you know it needs to be VInnie certified but he'll come around some hot day.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:26 am    Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist Reply with quote

5 gallon water cooler jug?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:40 am    Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist Reply with quote

Suzanne wrote:
OK OK OK OK OKOK I'll make a deal with ya Omni.....the bra was old...I don't like em anyway.....you can stay off the ladder if you keep that beer cooler down here. Those guys don't need encouragement to stay up there anyway.Suz

Hmm, you wouldn't be trying to bribe me now would yah? Very Happy Buurrpp.


Bushmaster wrote:
5 gallon water cooler jug?

I upgraded the beer cooler, you like? Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:12 am    Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist Reply with quote

If that is a water cooler jug...Yes...Got straws??

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:05 pm    Post subject: Re: The soldier and the atheist Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
If that is a water cooler jug...Yes...Got straws??

Ooops, I edited the picture and put a new model up there instead of the 5 gal thingy. And with that model I can upgrade to 2 tappers. Smile

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