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Vince
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 Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 12:36 am Post subject: Snow is such fun |
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Elvis
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| Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:09 am Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun |
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ho ho ho thats too funny.
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| Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:12 am Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun |
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gelandangan
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| Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:40 am Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun |
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Swmbo is laughing her head off..
Its the reverse happened here ..
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44marty
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| Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:55 am Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun |
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My favorite story along these lines:
My friend Pete rented a hunting camp in Vermont to live in year-round. He woke up one moring in serious need to relieve himself of the mass quantities of beer he had drunk the night before. It had snowed 36" during the night and he had trouble trying to force the door open. He opened the upstairs window and stepped onto the porch roof to piss over the edge. Of course, he slipped and fell into the snowdrift below the porch.
The mailman stopped to deliver a registered letter to find Pete, naked, digging like crazy at the snow in front of the door. He never asked Pete for an explanation, just said "Hi, Pete", had him sign for the letter and left as though everything were normal.
This is the only camp in Vermont that I have seen with a door that opens out, and for obvious reasons.
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Johnsena
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| Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 1:30 pm Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun |
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Elvis
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| Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 8:01 pm Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun |
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snow I wish its 32degrees C here a stinking NW wind and we are cooking.
is this Johnsena another  spambot. 
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Suzanne
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| Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:22 pm Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun |
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Johnsena you blasted er what? Wish I could write poetry like that! SMS? Silly moronic songs, silly moronic satire, satire mitt silliness, schlepped my skivies, Short my sheets, shot mine schlong, (some Germanic derivatives) scratch my schnobel, shaved my schnobel, I better quit....
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| Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:26 pm Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun |
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| Elvis wrote: |
| s this Johnsena another spambot. |
I reckon you are right mate...open fire in your own time, go on.
  
| Suz the Poetic Lyrical Waxer wrote: |
Johnsena you blasted er what? Wish I could write poetry like that! SMS? Silly moronic songs, silly moronic satire, satire mitt silliness, schlepped my skivies, Short my sheets, shot mine schlong, (some Germanic derivatives) scratch my schnobel, shaved my schnobel, I better quit....
Suz |
Suz...stop it...ya killin' me mate. 
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| Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:24 pm Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun |
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| Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:01 pm Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun |
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| Suzanne wrote: |
Johnsena you blasted er what? Wish I could write poetry like that! SMS? Silly moronic songs, silly moronic satire, satire mitt silliness, schlepped my skivies, Short my sheets, shot mine schlong, (some Germanic derivatives) scratch my schnobel, shaved my schnobel, I better quit....
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shaved my schnobel  You did... ?? ... just what is that...???   |
From memory, its a small section just above the knee mate...about 2 inches above.
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| Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 7:41 pm Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun |
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I thought the schnobel wash a part of sha shtorm everyone complainin about; sha bit youse shrow at peoplesh.
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Suzanne
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| Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 9:56 pm Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun |
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Happy holidays Radar!! Can ya shtill walk?
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| Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 11:04 pm Post subject: Re: Snow is such fun |
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| Vince wrote: |
| 1895ss wrote: |
| Suzanne wrote: |
Johnsena you blasted er what? Wish I could write poetry like that! SMS? Silly moronic songs, silly moronic satire, satire mitt silliness, schlepped my skivies, Short my sheets, shot mine schlong, (some Germanic derivatives) scratch my schnobel, shaved my schnobel, I better quit....
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shaved my schnobel You did... ?? ... just what is that...??? |
From memory, its a small section just above the knee mate...about 2 inches above.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...!!!  You sure ... ?????? 
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