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Vince
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 Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:10 am Post subject: A woman goes to the doctor |
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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine against that:
When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."
2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.
Woman: "Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me."
Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"
 
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slimjim
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:22 am Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor |
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Ouch, but I get the deeper meaning
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WileyWapiti
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:03 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor |
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I am thinking that if I would tell that to my wife - the joke would now become...A man walks into the doctor.......
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OntheLasGallinas
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:47 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor |
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Vince
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:38 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor |
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Thanks Cary....good to see ya back mate.
Ummm...Wiley....don't show it to the missus mate...safer that way. 
Now, I'm waiting for a screaming whistle and someone to yell INCOMING when Suz sees this one. I'm going back into hiding...   (love ya Suz...truly mate   )
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Suzanne
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 6:49 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor |
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Now, Now, it was funny Vince.
faking it
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slimjim
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| Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:36 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor |
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Based the closing, you might be giving a PM.
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shrpshtrjoe
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| Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 3:27 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor |
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Id watch your back Vince you might get some pay back from Suz.
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Bushmaster
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| Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:24 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor |
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"Thump"?? I was thinking more in the line of Crash, tinkle, whomp. Then "Thump".....
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| Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:50 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor |
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BLOOOOMPTFH ??
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| Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 11:03 pm Post subject: Re: A woman goes to the doctor |
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Vince has the scars to prove it  
runnin round
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