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Just because I'm blonde
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:54 pm    Post subject: Just because I'm blonde Reply with quote

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor, who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo, .... Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, "That in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Hellloooooo? It's been a year!" I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. Guess I won that stupid argument.

I bet he felt like an idiot!!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:11 am    Post subject: Re: Just because I'm blonde Reply with quote

Oh how I wish I am a Blonde!!

Maybe I should get the peroxide after all..

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 6:53 am    Post subject: Re: Just because I'm blonde Reply with quote

I doubt that would be an improvment, Gelandangan...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:13 am    Post subject: Re: Just because I'm blonde Reply with quote

That's a good one. I'm planning on having a contractor install more energy efficient windows in my home....I'll see if I can pull that off.....hey, my hair looks blond....ok, ok....grayish..... That’s close to blond... right?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:43 am    Post subject: Re: Just because I'm blonde Reply with quote

That makes us "distinguished". Doesn't it Cary?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:51 am    Post subject: Re: Just because I'm blonde Reply with quote

I can think of some others words to describe ya............ but distinguished works !!! Poke

Good afternoon to ya !!! From your friendly troll [in training] Howdy

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:52 am    Post subject: Re: Just because I'm blonde Reply with quote

Cary, you could try the blonde thing or just say "Windows? I don't remember any new windows..."

Actually losing my memory hasn't been all bad. I find all sorts of neat things that I forgot I had. It's almost like Christmas every day!

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:19 am    Post subject: Re: Just because I'm blonde Reply with quote

Distinguished, yea, that's it. Distinguished....I like the sound of that.

The other day, while waiting in the checkout lane at the grocery store, a very ugly, snaggled toothed, wrinkled, bar-fly looking woman (about 60 years old) ran up and grabbed me around the waist and wouldn't turn me loose (for about 15 seconds or so). I've never seen her before. She gave me the darnedist bear hug. I asked her why she did that? She told me "because I can".

So....I guess I'm distinguished looking....at least to very ugly, snaggled toothed, wrinkled, bar-flys!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:38 am    Post subject: Re: Just because I'm blonde Reply with quote

I had that happen to me a couple of months ago. Only she was good lookin' for her age (younger then me) and I was the first person she had seen sense being offered a job and hired. I like hugs from happy mid- fifties good lookin' well kept ladies...Sure makes yer day...

Bar fly huh.......Sorry....

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:09 pm    Post subject: Re: Just because I'm blonde Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
I had that happen to me a couple of months ago. Only she was good lookin' for her age (younger then me) and I was the first person she had seen sense being offered a job and hired. I like hugs from happy mid- fifties good lookin' well kept ladies...Sure makes yer day...

Bar fly huh.......Sorry....

Younger than you? that would still be incredibly old...even dirt is younger than you. Poke ROFL Laughing Cheers

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 1:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Just because I'm blonde Reply with quote

And yer a spring chicken I presume...

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 3:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Just because I'm blonde Reply with quote

Bushy,

There's a big difference between a spring chicken and a sprung chicken!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 1:49 pm    Post subject: Re: Just because I'm blonde Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
And yer a spring chicken I presume...
"There's a big difference between a spring chicken and a sprung chicken!!!"

Yup, compared to you I am. I still have a lot of spring in my step. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:02 am    Post subject: Re: Just because I'm blonde Reply with quote

I got lots of grey hairs.... on my chin. Embarassed

Guess that makes me bald and in need of a shave, as opposed to distinguished. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:08 am    Post subject: Re: Just because I'm blonde Reply with quote

Pumpkinslinger wrote:
Cary, you could try the blonde thing or just say "Windows? I don't remember any new windows..."

Actually losing my memory hasn't been all bad. I find all sorts of neat things that I forgot I had. It's almost like Christmas every day!

Kinda reminds me of a solution I have for dealing with people that annoy me. I just completely ignore and disregard them. Phone call - not returned. Email - not answered. Classic avoidance goes against my nature but I gotta admit it's satisfying LOL
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