Deodorant

gelandangan · Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:14 pm Post subject: Deodorant

So I was told that I have BO.. never worry me in the bush before..

So I went to the supermarket and bought a deodorant stick.
The directions said: Take off top and push in bottom..

I am still in the Emergency Room, but my fart smells first class!!

Vince · Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:00 am Post subject: Re: Deodorant

This sounds sorta familiar mate. Laughing

Cheers, Vince

gelandangan · Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 11:31 pm Post subject: Re: Deodorant

Sorta find out your mobile Vince!

whittling · Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:28 am Post subject: Re: Deodorant

Good one.

wiersy111 · Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 4:46 pm Post subject: Re: Deodorant

I guess that's what you would call that humor from down under!!! Shocked

stovepipe · Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:29 am Post subject: Re: Deodorant

wiersy111 wrote:

:-? I guess that's what you would call that humor from down under!!! Shocked

Jakson78 · Rookie Member Joined: Jul 22, 2009 Posts: 2

Good one!

English Mike · Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:04 pm Post subject: Re: Deodorant

Guy goes into a store & asks for some deodorant.

Sales assistant says "aerosol or ball"?

Guy says "no, underarm."

wiersy111 · Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:32 pm Post subject: Re: Deodorant

Handloader · Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:59 pm Post subject: Re: Deodorant

Sidenote: deodorants have been used dating back over 5,500 years! Many substances have been used to mask odor or attempt to eliminate body odor, but, some periods of history were absent any useage or attempts to mask human bodily odor. Modern deodorant began in 1888 with the creation of Mum and it was widely used and sold in cities.

On the western frontier, it was thought that frequent bathing caused disease and sickness. Once a week was far too frequent. Imagine walking into a crowded bar in summer! Or, a whorehouse or, worse yet, an operatic theater.

The origin of today's tie for men came from an attempt to close the neck of a shirt or overgarment and, essentially, trap the body's odor. It evolves into pretty ribbons and hence into today's ties. Ties are simply a vestige of this period and, today, are non-fuctional ritualistic parts of business and formal wear. Everyday, men attach today's modern ribbons around their necks, suffocating themselves, adding stress and signficant danger to their health. As such, ties should be viewed as arcane on the one hand and evil on the other hand. Burn your ties!

wiersy111 · Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:08 pm Post subject: Re: Deodorant

Absolutely!!!!!!
I really like your thinking.