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 Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:52 pm Post subject: An Australian Poem |
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An Australian Poem
Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab !
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer.
Cheers, Vince
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:10 am Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem |
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Aaawwww.. Vince is a bloody romantic 
course ya shouldn't read out the last part out loud..
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:35 am Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem |
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H*ll, I didn't even understand it!!!!!!!!! But I'm laughing anyway. 
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:50 am Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem |
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I hope I don't. Besides ,I'll get the advice from expert Dimitri
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:32 pm Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem |
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You Guys crack me up
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Vince
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| Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:36 pm Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem |
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Ok...for all you guys who don't understand the aussie vernacular or our colloquialisms, here is a bit of interpretation of parts that I thought you might be having trouble with. The meaning of a word in read is in the brackets.
Of course I love ya darlin (darling)
You're a bloody top-notch bird (girl)
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum (butt) is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab !
So your belly (stomach,abdomen) isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle (hug) ya
I can get my arms round there
No Sheila (girl/woman) who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs (cellulite)
I swear on me nanna's (Grandmother's) grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what youu look like
I'll always love ya dear (honey,sweetheart)
Now shut up while the footy's (football, usually Rugby League or Australian Rules) on (on television)
And fetch another beer.
Cheers, Vince
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| Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:42 pm Post subject: Re: An Australian Poem |
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| Don't under estimate the older woman 'Mitri..."Many a fine tune has been played on an old fiddle". |
Who said anything about underestimating them.
Dimitri
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Um is that in English ?
