new boots

Morax · Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 11:06 am Post subject: new boots

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Seniors" in Texas. Ray always wanted
a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them,
wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his
wife "notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into
the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little
louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow".

Furious, Ray yells, "DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S
HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!! !!!

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat. "

fireball 3 · Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:41 pm Post subject: Re: new boots

another good one, keep um comin'Dave

tracker · Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:21 am Post subject: Re: new boots