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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:56 am    Post subject: 2006 Headlines Reply with quote

THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES OF 2006:

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really?


Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!



Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Whaaat??



Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!



Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!


Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!



War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!



If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

You think?!



Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!



Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!



Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge



New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!



Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!



Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Taste like chicken?



Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!



Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!



And the winner is....



Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead;

Did I read that sign right?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:54 pm    Post subject: Re: 2006 Headlines Reply with quote

These mess ups by editors are always funny! Very Happy

Dimitri

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:46 pm    Post subject: Re: 2006 Headlines Reply with quote

My favorite one from a couple of years ago was in the Winnipeg Free Press. It said: Human Body Parts Found in River--Police Suspect Foul Play.....you mean someone didn't cut off their own parts and throw them in the river? Imagine

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