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Dimitri Super Member


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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:30 pm Post subject: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. |
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Top Ten Reasons Handguns are Better Than Women
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....
#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
Thought you guys might like it.
Dimitri
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1895ss Super Member


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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:25 pm Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:33 pm Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince 
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Dimitri Super Member


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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:19 am Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. |
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Vince,
If you could find a sucker to do that trade why not.
Dimitri
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1895ss Super Member


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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:25 pm Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. |
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_________________ A cruel truth is much more desirable than a really nice lie.
'Tis far better to walk alone than to follow a crowd or an a**hole going the wrong way. |
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4rum Member


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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:08 am Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. |
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Your gun might go off half cocked... but you won't hear it complain about it.
Hi ya'll... new here.
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d_hoffman Super Member


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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:54 pm Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. |
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It would only be fair to get two 22's for a 44.
The more guns the merrier, they won't get jealouse of eachother.
You can even use 2 (one for each hand) at a time and they like it.
They want you take them hunting.
They'll sit and watch hunting videos with you.
You can make them perform any way you want them to.
They like rapid-fire.
They're better when they're loaded.
You'll never hear them say... You have too many guns already, You don't need to buy more.
Last but not least... after a long day of shooting they won't complain if you snore too loud.
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. |
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Dimitri Super Member


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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:12 am Post subject: Re: Top 10 Reasons Firearms are better then Women. |
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