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SwampFox Super Member
Joined: Jul 15, 2005 Posts: 1040 Location: Destin, Florida
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:55 am Post subject: Sea Mystery |
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Sea Shore Mystery
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag. The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife asked, "Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?"
He hadn't and said so. Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing."
Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.
"Well, is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly."
No, she's not." he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have. "Well, what is it, then?" his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said. "Her name is Sally and she's a battery salesperson."
"Batteries?" cried the wife ...........
"Yes" he replied.
"Sally sells 'C' cells by the Seashore."
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11432 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:12 am Post subject: Re: Sea Mystery |
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Oh Swampgas. I hate being taken in by those kind of jokes. Not bad...Not bad at'll
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Dimitri Super Member
Joined: Nov 25, 2005 Posts: 5976
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:00 am Post subject: Re: Sea Mystery |
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This one is a class
Dimitri
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15875 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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SwampFox Super Member
Joined: Jul 15, 2005 Posts: 1040 Location: Destin, Florida
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:47 am Post subject: Re: Sea Mystery |
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A 9.5 x 10 on the expression joke scale. Not many are worse...... Very sad, very sad.
But; Tis the sason to be Jolly....
Ed
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Bushmaster Super Member
Joined: Jun 12, 2005 Posts: 11432 Location: Ava, Missouri
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:57 am Post subject: Re: Sea Mystery |
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Bah!! Humbug!!!
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TXCountryboy Member
Joined: Dec 14, 2006 Posts: 30 Location: Texas
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 2:06 pm Post subject: Re: Sea Mystery |
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Come on is the the quality of the jokes we have here? I thought I was joining a "cool" form - haha - just kiddin Swamp!!!
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