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SwampFox
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 3:47 pm    Post subject: Dog For Sale Reply with quote
$10.00 to an approved home. Excellent guard dog, loves small-dog
breeds. Answers to the name of Dolly. Will eat anything, owner cannot
afford to feed her anymore, as there are no more kids, dogs, cats, thieves,
murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood. Your help
will be appreciated . . .

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 4:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale Reply with quote
Haha :haha:

Now that was a good laught! ROFL

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:15 pm    Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale Reply with quote
Hummm...Does she eat horses??? I need another horse and she might fit the bill....

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 6:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale Reply with quote
Bushmaster,

Its just a mastiff, so look out for one of thouse and you will find your little kid horse. Laughing

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the approximate height is 27 inches to 32 inches (70 to 80 cm) and weight is 80kg to 90kg (175 to 200 lbs).

They get pretty big for a hight of 32 inches at the sholders I belive. Shocked

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale Reply with quote
That's BULL Mastiff. And that's NO bull.

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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:07 pm    Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale Reply with quote
Oh your talking about the girl in the picture not the dog, ROFL

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:17 pm    Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale Reply with quote
I'm sorry dimitri...She looks to be too young to me. She needs more seasoning for me. I hate training them. The Dog, Dimitri. The dog...

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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale Reply with quote
Bushmaster,

I'm confused. Confused Like always. Very Happy

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Vince
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:09 am    Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale Reply with quote
Hm, have a couple of morons around this area that need sorting out.....reckon this wee beastie would fit the bill nicely.

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

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ogre
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:38 am    Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale Reply with quote
Vince wrote:
Hm, have a couple of morons around this area that need sorting out.....reckon this wee beastie would fit the bill nicely.

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Cheers, Vince

can I borrow him off you after your areas cleaned up??

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:59 am    Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale Reply with quote
Not a problem Ogre......althugh by the time he's chomped through the clowns up here in Brisbane he will be pretty full for some time. Laughing

Cheers, Vince

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sniper
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:07 am    Post subject: Re: Dog For Sale Reply with quote
You say his name is FLUFFY? Laughing
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