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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9350 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2024 2:51 pm Post subject: Marys little lamb |
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yip we all remember the childhood nursery rhyme involving school and teacher with no sence of humour...seems in modern times things have changed somewhat.
mary had another lamb it ran into a pylon
10,000 volts shot up its bum
and now its fleece is nylon
mary has a pure white ewe
its fleece was prized by Brenworth (big carpet company)
it got out on the road one day
and got flattened by a Kenworth
Mary had a big black ram
his fleece as black as charcoal
every time it tupped a ewe
he poked them in the
....Hole
Mary lost her little lamb
it ran away you see
was captured by an Ozzie blike
who Sha..ed it endlessly
Mary did get sick of sheep
she couldnt win it seemed some how
so she trucked them off to the freezing works
and bought
herself
a
cow.
_________________ You shot it You pluck it !
Them who eats the most duck eats the most feathers! |
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2024 7:51 pm Post subject: Re: Marys little lamb |
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Mary got another lamb
her father shot it dead
she takes it off to school each day
between to hunks of bread
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15883 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 6:05 pm Post subject: Re: Marys little lamb |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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Elvis Super Member
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Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 10:21 pm Post subject: Re: Marys little lamb |
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When Mary had a little lamb
the doctor was surprised
but when old MacDonald had a farm
he couldnt believe his eyes
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