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Marys little lamb
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2024 2:51 pm    Post subject: Marys little lamb Reply with quote

yip we all remember the childhood nursery rhyme involving school and teacher with no sence of humour...seems in modern times things have changed somewhat.

mary had another lamb it ran into a pylon
10,000 volts shot up its bum
and now its fleece is nylon


mary has a pure white ewe
its fleece was prized by Brenworth (big carpet company)
it got out on the road one day
and got flattened by a Kenworth

Mary had a big black ram
his fleece as black as charcoal
every time it tupped a ewe
he poked them in the
....Hole


Mary lost her little lamb
it ran away you see
was captured by an Ozzie blike
who Sha..ed it endlessly

Mary did get sick of sheep
she couldnt win it seemed some how
so she trucked them off to the freezing works
and bought
herself
a
cow.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 31, 2024 7:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Marys little lamb Reply with quote

Mary got another lamb
her father shot it dead
she takes it off to school each day
between to hunks of bread

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 6:05 pm    Post subject: Re: Marys little lamb Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 01, 2024 6:08 pm    Post subject: Re: Marys little lamb Reply with quote

When Mary lost her little lamb
And it was found by an Ozzie bloke
The poor old Ozzie wasn’t to blame
‘Cause it was a KIWI what taught him the game

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 02, 2024 3:55 pm    Post subject: Re: Marys little lamb Reply with quote

shear and share alike aye bud Cheers Jaw Drop

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 5:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Marys little lamb Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
shear and share alike aye bud Cheers Jaw Drop

Damn right brother.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 03, 2024 10:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Marys little lamb Reply with quote

When Mary had a little lamb
the doctor Scratch was surprised
but when old MacDonald had a farm
he couldnt believe his eyes Shocked Confused wtf

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