yip we all remember the childhood nursery rhyme involving school and teacher with no sence of humour...seems in modern times things have changed somewhat.

mary had another lamb it ran into a pylon
10,000 volts shot up its bum
and now its fleece is nylon


mary has a pure white ewe
its fleece was prized by Brenworth (big carpet company)
it got out on the road one day
and got flattened by a Kenworth

Mary had a big black ram
his fleece as black as charcoal
every time it tupped a ewe
he poked them in the
....Hole


Mary lost her little lamb
it ran away you see
was captured by an Ozzie blike
who Sha..ed it endlessly

Mary did get sick of sheep
she couldnt win it seemed some how
so she trucked them off to the freezing works
and bought
herself
a
cow.

Mary got another lamb
her father shot it dead
she takes it off to school each day
between to hunks of bread

When Mary lost her little lamb
And it was found by an Ozzie bloke
The poor old Ozzie wasn’t to blame
‘Cause it was a KIWI what taught him the game

shear and share alike aye bud

Elvis wrote:

shear and share alike aye bud

Damn right brother.

When Mary had a little lamb
the doctor was surprised
but when old MacDonald had a farm
he couldnt believe his eyes