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I couldn’t help myself
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2023 10:36 pm    Post subject: I couldn’t help myself Reply with quote

What’s this all about Elvis Wink Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 1:10 am    Post subject: Re: I couldn’t help myself Reply with quote

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 10:15 am    Post subject: Re: I couldn’t help myself Reply with quote

Sheep? Not again!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 11:21 am    Post subject: Re: I couldn’t help myself Reply with quote

Oh my...

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 5:51 pm    Post subject: Re: I couldn’t help myself Reply with quote

its all about what happens when you employ an Australian on a sheep farm mate..but not to worry he has tall safety gumboots on,will stop any ...jelly beans..dropping on his socks.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2023 6:10 pm    Post subject: Re: I couldn’t help myself Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
its all about what happens when you employ an Australian on a sheep farm mate..but not to worry he has tall safety gumboots on,will stop any ...jelly beans..dropping on his socks.

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 12:31 am    Post subject: Re: I couldn’t help myself Reply with quote

But isn't the gumboots where you put the hind legs?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 5:38 pm    Post subject: Re: I couldn’t help myself Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
But isn't the gumboots where you put the hind legs?

Supposedly mate, and used in conjunction with Velcro gloves I’ve heard.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2023 7:42 pm    Post subject: Re: I couldn’t help myself Reply with quote

Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 21, 2023 4:54 pm    Post subject: Re: I couldn’t help myself Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha

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