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Dimitri
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 12:09 pm    Post subject: Old family joke Reply with quote

This joke is not for everyone but it's relevant to me. As Easter is upon us, I ended up losing both my grandfathers about 36 hours apart Easter 2019, my father reminded me of an old joke.

So I'm just going to ... Hiding



A man's father's past away, and he kept crying.

He cried through the visitation, cried on the drive to the cemetery, cried during the service, and kept crying at the repast.

His best friend tell him "I know you loved your father but he is gone now you can stop crying"

The man wipes tears off his eyes and says "I'm not crying now because of my father. I'm crying now because this means I'm next"

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 5:40 pm    Post subject: Re: Old family joke Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 06, 2023 5:43 pm    Post subject: Re: Old family joke Reply with quote

both my grandparents on fathers side died within a month after buying a new replacement lazyboy chair...typed sitting here in old worn out lazyboy chair I refuse to replace/update

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2023 4:03 am    Post subject: Re: Old family joke Reply with quote

Thanks for the chuckle, Dimitri. And Elvis as well.

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