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Tremblay
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Location: Malta, Montana
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 Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2022 4:48 pm Post subject: T P please |
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BANG
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Pumpkinslinger
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Joined: Sep 22, 2007
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Location: NC foothills
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| Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2022 5:42 pm Post subject: Re: T P please |
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Once upon a time... I was installing three new machines at a customer's factory. First one blew up when we turned the power on. Not wired right. Corrected that on the second machine. Turned on the power to the second machine and it blew up. Not wired right, but in a different part of the machine. Crawled all over the third machine, checking and correcting ALL of the wiring. Looked good. With great trepidation I turned on the power... BANG! But no smoke? Then I heard laughter. The customer's operator who was helping us had slammed a window closed when I threw the switch. I will admit that she became one of my favorite customers after that.
By the way, I had a LONG, not friendly, talk with the Production Manager when I got back to the office.
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Elvis
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Joined: Jul 27, 2008
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Location: south island New Zealand
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 12:06 am Post subject: Re: T P please |
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screwed up ball of stretch wrap,chucked under wheels of forklift...sound eggzachary the same as running over a wooden pallet....
many a tin wall has been booted when truck is reversing nearby....
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dhc4ever
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Joined: May 26, 2011
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Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 5:33 am Post subject: Re: T P please |
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It seems bastards are universal......
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gelandangan
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Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 6430
Location: Sydney Australia
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| Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 3:27 pm Post subject: Re: T P please |
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