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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 3:40 pm    Post subject: the lecture Reply with quote

I've heard it


89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
Ron replied, "That would be my wife

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2021 11:43 pm    Post subject: Re: the lecture Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2021 10:40 am    Post subject: Re: the lecture Reply with quote

Got a few of those lectures from my x-wife...Note. X-wife.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 5:11 am    Post subject: Re: the lecture Reply with quote

These ones can make some nice memes.
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