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Bushmaster · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 3:03 pm Post subject: Re: YES

Man that's close. My wife brought home toilet paper that still had the wood chunks in it.

RePete · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 3:17 pm Post subject: Re: YES

Ah look, John Wayne TP. It's rough, it's tough and don't take sh*t off nobody.

Vince · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 5:08 pm Post subject: Re: YES

RePete wrote:

Ah look, John Wayne TP. It's rough, it's tough and don't take sh*t off nobody.

pete4d · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:32 pm Post subject: Re: YES

Reminds me of the red and white corn cobs plus the sears roebucks catalogs in the out house.... don't even want to go back too them days... Cheers

Elvis · Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:15 pm Post subject: Re: YES

it was mums old unwanted sewing patterns if we ran out in our home....now SWMBOed ALWAYS has atleast 30 rolls sitting spare,no need to panic buy for our home.

English Mike · Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 1:04 pm Post subject: Re: YES

youtu.be/tTvjRyv0c5M

RePete · Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 2:05 pm Post subject: Re: YES

English Mike wrote:

https://youtu.be/tTvjRyv0c5M

Too funny Mike! Laughing

PaulS · Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:40 pm Post subject: Re: YES

I think I may have to turn in my man card.
I'd rather use and washout a face cloth.

Vince · Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 4:09 pm Post subject: Re: YES

PaulS wrote:

I think I may have to turn in my man card.
I'd rather use and washout a face cloth.

Maybe what you need is a bidet Paul. They are supposed to be good.

PaulS · Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 9:15 pm Post subject: Re: YES

How do you dry off after using a bidet?

pete4d · Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 4:35 am Post subject: Re: YES

PaulS wrote:

How do you dry off after using a bidet?

Under all these new china-virus rules Scratch

Quess you'd have too use your face mask...... Laughing

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:26 am Post subject: Re: YES

Canned air?

English Mike · Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 11:41 am Post subject: Re: YES

On the news here today. The retards are panic buying bog paper again.

Image showed one couple with TWO TROLLEYS stacked full of it.

With luck, the bug will kill them off before they can use it.

Never understood the lack of preparedness demonstrated by panic buyers, as I carry a 6-12 month supply of dry goods & non perishable foodstuffs & have done since 1992.

Heck, if you run out of bum fodder then tear up an old towel, rinse & repeat - ain't as if it's someone else's crap (& I've done that rather more than once ...).

PaulS · Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 4:57 pm Post subject: Re: YES

pete4d wrote:

PaulS wrote:

How do you dry off after using a bidet?

Under all these new china-virus rules Scratch

Quess you'd have too use your face mask...... Laughing

That won't work, it's being washed too. I suppose I could crawl into the drier...

Thanks Pete, you've been a lot of help. Smile