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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:39 pm    Post subject: It should work Reply with quote

Haven't tried it

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:40 pm    Post subject: Re: It should work Reply with quote

Before you say that, call for the ambulance first.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:18 pm    Post subject: Re: It should work Reply with quote

Relationship "Trips"

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 12:47 am    Post subject: Re: It should work Reply with quote

yeah that works about as well as telling them why wedding dresses are white......to match the other apliances in the kitchen.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 3:52 am    Post subject: Re: It should work Reply with quote

You're braver than me...... I've learned over the years too keep my mouth shut ..... Cheers

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 9:04 am    Post subject: Re: It should work Reply with quote

Elvis wrote:
yeah that works about as well as telling them why wedding dresses are white......to match the other apliances in the kitchen.

Haha Haha ROFL

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 5:55 pm    Post subject: Re: It should work Reply with quote

It'll all be fine. in a couple of weeks you'll get out of the hospital and you can buy her some flowers on the way home. Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 6:14 pm    Post subject: Re: It should work Reply with quote

That ranks right up there with the old question:
What is the first thing that a wife does when she gets out of the woman shelter?
Why, the dishes if she knows what's good for her!
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:16 am    Post subject: Re: It should work Reply with quote

Washing
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 1:02 pm    Post subject: Re: It should work Reply with quote

I’m staying right out of this one. We haven’t heard from Suz for a wee while, but she might be sitting out there taking it all in with a big switch in her hand. Hiding

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 3:26 pm    Post subject: Re: It should work Reply with quote

You know that none of us can ever run for public office or try to find a job in the entertainment industry, right? This is on the net and it will be here forever.

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 4:44 pm    Post subject: Re: It should work Reply with quote

Scary..

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