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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:08 pm    Post subject: Eating chicken Reply with quote

Its too late

Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what ! !
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends..Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?'
She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'
'Why?' he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'
'Let me see' he said.
'Okay' and she showed him.. He looked and said, 'That's right.You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl,
'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed her!
She said, 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Eating chicken Reply with quote

Scratch Scratch Confused Surprised Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:16 pm    Post subject: Re: Eating chicken Reply with quote

Oh dear
But it was a good chuckle

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Eating chicken Reply with quote

shocking.....love it.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 8:19 am    Post subject: Re: Eating chicken Reply with quote

Another "plumbing" joke.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 3:22 pm    Post subject: Re: Eating chicken Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 7:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Eating chicken Reply with quote

. Cheers Haha

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:58 pm    Post subject: Re: Eating chicken Reply with quote

Childhood innocence used to be a real blessing. Today they would have locked the boy up as a sexual predator.

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