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Vince
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:04 am    Post subject: Dyson Reply with quote

Parental Advisory Parental Advisory

Scratch Scratch Scratch Surprised Confused Confused wtf Shocked Shocked Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 9:13 am    Post subject: Re: Dyson Reply with quote

My wife has one of those. Vince is right...It should come with a warning. ROFL

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 1:21 pm    Post subject: Re: Dyson Reply with quote

Jaw Drop Jaw Drop Jaw Drop ROFL

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 1:33 pm    Post subject: Re: Dyson Reply with quote

Haha

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 7:51 pm    Post subject: Re: Dyson Reply with quote

Vince,
It didn't happen without photos.
Also the offended items would be easier to recover.....

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:45 am    Post subject: Re: Dyson Reply with quote

I'm just trying to figure out how the jewels are presented for cleaning
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:57 am    Post subject: Re: Dyson Reply with quote

That's why we need photos.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:18 am    Post subject: Re: Dyson Reply with quote

Nope...no no no no...no way...not a chance...it ain't gonna happen Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:51 am    Post subject: Re: Dyson Reply with quote

Aahh...Com-on Vince. A demonstration is the only way you will get your point across.

I just hate poor sports. Don't you? Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:20 am    Post subject: Re: Dyson Reply with quote

Vince, should you ever go golfing and see one of these..... stay away from it !!!



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 6:25 pm    Post subject: Re: Dyson Reply with quote

Vince should stay away from bowling alleys too. Some of them have "ball" cleaners.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:57 pm    Post subject: Re: Dyson Reply with quote

Bushmaster wrote:
Vince should stay away from bowling alleys too. Some of them have "ball" cleaners.

Scratch Scratch Confused Confused Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 1:45 am    Post subject: Re: Dyson Reply with quote

Vince wrote:
Nope...no no no no...no way...not a chance...it ain't gonna happen Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

What? Come on no guts no glory.
What's wrong with ya lost your balls or something........

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