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Azar
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 7:40 am    Post subject: Swear Jar Reply with quote

The biggest change after having kids was putting a swear jar in the house. Whenever I say a bad word, 
I have to put a dollar in the jar, and 
at the end of every month, I take all that money and buy myself a nice steak for being such a cool dad.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:19 am    Post subject: Re: Swear Jar Reply with quote

Damn...I'd be able to buy a steak once or twice a week. Embarassed Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:16 am    Post subject: Re: Swear Jar Reply with quote

me too Mate...trouble with driving a truck and having worked on the waterfront...Timaru wharfies are famous for being belligerent,so language was ahhh rather colorful at times.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 3:16 am    Post subject: Re: Swear Jar Reply with quote

I'd be in good company too.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Swear Jar Reply with quote

Does mumbling under your breath count? I work at an elementary school, so I get to deal with the four stupidest kinds of people that exist. Parents, teachers, aides, and administrators. I could be eating steak for breakfast, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner, and midnight snack.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Swear Jar Reply with quote

I'm afraid I'd have to go on a diet if I had to rely on a curse jar to eat...
I just never picked up the habit.

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