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Azar Member
Joined: Jan 04, 2010 Posts: 275 Location: Utah
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2016 7:40 am Post subject: Swear Jar |
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The biggest change after having kids was putting a swear jar in the house. Whenever I say a bad word,
I have to put a dollar in the jar, and
at the end of every month, I take all that money and buy myself a nice steak for being such a cool dad.
--Comedian Mark Chalifoux
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15714 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:19 am Post subject: Re: Swear Jar |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:16 am Post subject: Re: Swear Jar |
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me too Mate...trouble with driving a truck and having worked on the waterfront...Timaru wharfies are famous for being belligerent,so language was ahhh rather colorful at times.
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RePete Super Member
Joined: Aug 15, 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Gods Country
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 3:16 am Post subject: Re: Swear Jar |
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I'd be in good company too.
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My parents spanked me as a child. As a result, I now suffer from a psychological condition known as RESPECT FOR OTHERS. |
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Loke Member
Joined: May 13, 2013 Posts: 207
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 2:19 pm Post subject: Re: Swear Jar |
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Does mumbling under your breath count? I work at an elementary school, so I get to deal with the four stupidest kinds of people that exist. Parents, teachers, aides, and administrators. I could be eating steak for breakfast, lunch, afternoon snack, dinner, and midnight snack.
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PaulS Super Member
Joined: Feb 18, 2006 Posts: 4330 Location: South-Eastern Washington - the State
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:19 pm Post subject: Re: Swear Jar |
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I'm afraid I'd have to go on a diet if I had to rely on a curse jar to eat...
I just never picked up the habit.
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