Cowboy Dinner

> A cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a
> day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his
> tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being
> served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was
> wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
>
> The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste!
> Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. It's a
> true delicacy!"
>
> The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What
> the heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an order!"
>
> The waiter replied "I am so sorry, senor. There is only
> one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each
> morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be
> sure to save you this delicacy, following the bull fight"!
>
> The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order,
> and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy
> of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his
platter, he called the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are
much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
>
> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
> "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull, he wins."



Cheers, Vince

Thats the best one I have heard for a while!!