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PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 3:18 pm    Post subject: Sheep Shagger Reply with quote

I believe that a University Student in California was found having sex with a sheep in the last 24 hours - his excuse - exam stress!
My question
Was he an Australian exchange student or have our American cousins been hiding stuff from us.? Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 3:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Sheep Shagger Reply with quote

Maybe a Kiwi in disguise.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 3:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Sheep Shagger Reply with quote

How was he dressed? Rubber boots?
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 9:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Sheep Shagger Reply with quote

And Velcro Mitts.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 18, 2014 11:02 pm    Post subject: Re: Sheep Shagger Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha ROFL

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 12:39 am    Post subject: Re: Sheep Shagger Reply with quote

Hmm, Aloy and repete seems to know much about sheep shagging.. I wonder ..

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 1:03 am    Post subject: Re: Sheep Shagger Reply with quote

Any truth to the story that he was edgy his sheep towards a cliff up in the Hollywood Hills? The story goes that if you edge them towards a cliff they get scared and push back hard to get back from the edge...or so they say.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 2:01 am    Post subject: Re: Sheep Shagger Reply with quote

Barrr-barra please come back
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 2:16 am    Post subject: Re: Sheep Shagger Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 3:26 am    Post subject: Re: Sheep Shagger Reply with quote

A sheep shagging post.

Started by a kiwi.

How unusual. Scratch

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:56 am    Post subject: Re: Sheep Shagger Reply with quote

Sure a lot of experts here...

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 11:52 am    Post subject: Re: Sheep Shagger Reply with quote

Tell us your story Bushy! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 11:57 am    Post subject: Re: Sheep Shagger Reply with quote

Ever heard of "stump broke"??

I just know I'm gonna pay for this... Shocked Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 12:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Sheep Shagger Reply with quote

Wasn't that a movie STUMP BROKE MOUNTAIN starring Bushmaster?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 19, 2014 12:23 pm    Post subject: Re: Sheep Shagger Reply with quote

Might be "STUMP BROKE MOUNTAIN", but it wasn't me in the movie...

I knew this wasn't gonna be good for my image... Embarassed

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