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The new boys....
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:53 pm    Post subject: Re: The new boys.... Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
Chunder; for our North American and European friends is vomit,

Did stovey derail US again. I'd rather talk about beans!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 10:30 pm    Post subject: Re: The new boys.... Reply with quote

Yup...chunder, came from the cry on the ships from guys on the upper decks to those on lower decks that they were about to dump their last couple of meals over the side..."WATCHUNDER", scared quickly followed by the contents of their stomachs .... BLUUURRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH Yuck

Vomit (VB beer is affectionately referred to by my mates as Vomit Bombs)
Laugh at the ground
Go the BIG spit
Call fer ya mates RAAALPH and HEERRRB
Hurl ya guts up
Path pizza
Empty ya Carrot Bag (EVERY chunder contains carrots because of a carrot bag inside ya somewhere)
Drive the Porcelain Bus (on ya knees, holding the sides of the toilet like a steering wheel hurling ya guts up)

Reminds me of an old joke...
A drunk passenger in a taxi asks the driver if he has room for a two six packs of beer and a kilogram of prawns in the front seat.

The taxi driver says yeah, no problems.

The guy leans over the seat and chunders, depositing his night's meal and drinks on the front seat.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:57 am    Post subject: Re: The new boys.... Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
And he said, "I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover", yeah

Read more: MEN AT WORK - LAND DOWN UNDER LYRICS
well actually I was thinking more along the lines of some acca dacca
na na na na na na na na na
etc etc
you just got to love that song....

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 4:41 am    Post subject: Re: The new boys.... Reply with quote

In light of Vinces descriptions of vomit I'll add a couple of more we use here

-Heave
-Calling Europe on the great white telephone "EEEUUURRROOOPE"
-Puke as in puke your guts out
-Yodel

And I'm with Elvis - AC DC, Metallica, Iron Maiden - hell yeah!
Bogan from way back!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 6:15 am    Post subject: Re: The new boys.... Reply with quote

Thanks for the, er, ah, detailed description on what chunder really is.

Almost sorry I asked!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:39 am    Post subject: Re: The new boys.... Reply with quote

And these guys are going to be our moderators?!!?

Heaven help us...

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:30 am    Post subject: Re: The new boys.... Reply with quote

they live upside-down, maybe their digestion is also working the other way around. Have you actually seen them eat or drink?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:29 am    Post subject: Re: The new boys.... Reply with quote

Drink? YES!! Eat? NO!!

Last time I went carousing with an Aussie was many years back when I was in the Navy. I don't EVER remember eating with them.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:52 am    Post subject: Re: The new boys.... Reply with quote

and dont forget when out fishing
Hurly Burley
technicoloured yawn.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:12 am    Post subject: Re: The new boys.... Reply with quote

Chummin'!

Feedin' the fishies!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:22 pm    Post subject: Re: The new boys.... Reply with quote

Ok guys, the definition of "thunder" has been addressed.

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