The Promise (This ones for Suz)

MacD · Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:45 am Post subject: The Promise (This ones for Suz)

And God promised.....

And God promised men
that good and obedient wives would be
found in all corners of the world.

Then he made the earth round.

And laughed and laughed and laughed

Elvis

I have txted that on to all my churchy relos as that my friend is plurry funny!!

Suzanne

Haw haw...so who needs to be obedient anyway? The women have been
forever happy, it's the men that'r screwed. That's what makes men such
great hunters and gatherers. If women were easy then the world would be
square. Makes sense!

Suz

Tremblay

HUH?????

Tremblay

God made adam and put him in the garden and told him to go and explore. Well after about two week of wandering adam was gtting a little lonesome, so he said lord and god said what is it my son. Adam said I've been two weeks and explored everything, but I'm lonesome could you send me a helpmate. God replyed yes but it will cost you, adam said what will it cost. God replyed an arm, ,man adam said isn't that a little high so what could I get for a rib!!!!!!

MacD

That's a keeper Tremblay.

Aloysius

Eve is still the best woman ever made...
she was hand-made...
all the rest is "nuts-work"

Tremblay

Aloysius wrote:

Eve is still the best woman ever made...
she was hand-made...
all the rest is "nuts-work"

Hand made ????????