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smithd12 Rookie Member


Joined: May 07, 2012 Posts: 3
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:22 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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Suzanne wrote: |
First one is never never submit car adverts to a gun forum.
Second find a car that runs without fuel.
Third find a car that says "I'm not a target for police radar"
Forth and last, when you sit in a car to try it out after stepping in a
smelly dog dropping, see if it still stinks after you rub it into the carpet.
But if you really want to play into the hands of the dealer, dress the part. Put on that undersized bra and push them babies up to the sky. Tight stretchy red pants and spiked heals always work well too. Pachouli oil may attract some attention, but at a car dealership it attracts all the attention, use liberal amounts. Choose the dealer that looks most like Joe Biden or a carnival hawker on a two day drunk and you've got it made.
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you are right thought but iam not a spam bot..okay
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smithd12 Rookie Member


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Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:25 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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All of Guys are bastards....joking with me..am not a spammer..okay..foolish man....
Bx-virus.. 
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Vince Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15614 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 11:26 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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Good stuff Smithy. Welcome aboard mate, and thanks for allowing us to build on your post.
Grab a beer, pull up a stump and lets talk firearms and hunting...and vehicles that are suitable for hunting.
Cheers, Vince
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gelandangan Super Member


Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6385 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 2:43 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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Oh..
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Vince Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15614 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 2:24 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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smithd12 wrote: |
All of Guys are bastards....joking with me..am not a spammer..okay..foolish man....
Bx-virus..  |
Hmmm....I am seriously wondering what Bx-virus actually means?
Cheers, Vince
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Ominivision1 Super Member


Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 7:31 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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Vince wrote: |
Hmmm....I am seriously wondering what Bx-virus actually means?
Cheers, Vince |
Not a good way to start in a hunting forum by mentioning virus's and worms. Have a look HERE for the explanation.
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Suzanne Super Member


Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 8:16 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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Glad I'm not a guy....so did we get a virus? Sheesh!!
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DallanC Site Admin


Joined: Jan 18, 2005 Posts: 3559 Location: Utah
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 12:29 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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This is the strangest thread ever... it should be locked / deleted and the bot kicked to the curb but any discussion with push-up bra's in it cant be all bad. I am conflicted!
-DallanC
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Aloysius Super Member


Joined: Nov 03, 2009 Posts: 2420 Location: B., Belgium
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 1:36 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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Maybe you could transfer this thread to the joke section?
Not that I suggest one should laugh with Suz's push-ups...
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Vince Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15614 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:41 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince 
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
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Eremius Member


Joined: Dec 04, 2011 Posts: 92 Location: Owosso, MI
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 5:01 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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DallanC wrote: |
This is the strangest thread ever... |
That's a pretty bold statement
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Fireman_DJ Member


Joined: Aug 11, 2011 Posts: 104 Location: Victoria, Australia
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 8:23 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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You know Suz, I tried your advice yesterday morning. I got dressed up with a real nice push up bra, shirt, the works.
It didn't work. Sure everyone was looking at me, they couldn't help but stare at my good looks. But the car salesman said there was no way he could give me a discount. He said if I was a chick then maybe, but he just didn't go for guys in bras!
So, you advice SUCKS!!!
Btw, I don't know what you girls keep complaining about, this thing is very comfortable. The support I've needed for a long time!
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Ominivision1 Super Member


Joined: Sep 20, 2010 Posts: 2984 Location: Iowa
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 8:50 pm Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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Fireman_DJ wrote: |
You know Suz, I tried your advice yesterday morning. I got dressed up with a real nice push up bra, shirt, the works.
It didn't work. Sure everyone was looking at me, they couldn't help but stare at my good looks. But the car salesman said there was no way he could give me a discount. He said if I was a chick then maybe, but he just didn't go for guys in bras!
So, you advice SUCKS!!!
Btw, I don't know what you girls keep complaining about, this thing is very comfortable. The support I've needed for a long time! |
I do not know what your problem is, but one thing I do know for sure is to NOT BASH another forum member.
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Pumpkinslinger Super Member


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Vince Site Admin


Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15614 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 1:30 am Post subject: Re: Choosing the right car |
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_________________ Cheers, Vince 
Illegitimi non carborundum
(Never let the bastards grind you down)
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
"Nulla Si Fa Senza Volonta."
(Without Commitment, Nothing Gets Done) |
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