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mc223 Member
Joined: Apr 02, 2006 Posts: 115 Location: S/E Kansas
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Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:43 am Post subject: Online Management Course |
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Subject: FW: your three-minute management course.
LESSON ONE:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
"Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered:
"Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below
the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared,
jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
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Management Lesson
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If you want to sit and do nothing, you must be sitting very,
very high up.
LESSON TWO:=============
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able
to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I
haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at
a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next
day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
branch.
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Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly
perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted
by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
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Management Lesson:
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BS might get you to the top, but it won't keep you
there.
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LESSON THREE:============
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold,
the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped
some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the
dung he realized it was actually thawing him out! He lay
there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the
bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out
and ate him.
Management Lesson
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Not everyone who s___s on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of s___s is your friend.
And when you're in deep s__t, it's best to keep your
mouth shut!
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This completes your three-minute management course.
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Vince Site Admin
Joined: May 25, 2005 Posts: 15715 Location: Brisbane AUSTRALIA
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Tremblay Super Member
Joined: Oct 08, 2007 Posts: 2648 Location: Malta, Montana
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 11:11 am Post subject: Re: Online Management Course |
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that is a good one MC
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Aloysius Super Member
Joined: Nov 03, 2009 Posts: 2440 Location: B., Belgium
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gelandangan Super Member
Joined: May 07, 2006 Posts: 6397 Location: Sydney Australia
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:40 pm Post subject: Re: Online Management Course |
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incredible! another spammer insert here ..
Shameless ba5tard
_________________ A straight line is the shortest distance between two points.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Do - Not try!
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English Mike Super Member
Joined: Jan 08, 2007 Posts: 1709 Location: Whitehaven, Cumbria, UK
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:14 pm Post subject: Re: Online Management Course |
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gelandangan wrote: |
incredible! another spammer insert here ..
Shameless ba5tard |
I just PM'ed Dallan about it & the other one in the Christmas present thread.
Bloody pests.
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:32 pm Post subject: Re: Online Management Course |
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English Mike wrote: |
gelandangan wrote: |
incredible! another spammer insert here ..
Shameless ba5tard |
I just PM'ed Dallan about it & the other one in the Christmas present thread.
Bloody pests. |
pity we cant sit them out at 250 yrds and give them the proper pest treatment
as for the original jokes about BS etc
very good ta for the chuckle Ive read about the sparrow before but the others were new to me.
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