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BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:23 pm    Post subject: BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS Reply with quote

A handful of 7 year old children were asked what they thought of beer.


'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mum gets.'
Tim, 7 years old

'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.'
Melanie, 7 years old

'My Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
Grady, 7 years old

''My Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
Toby, 7 years old

'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.
Sarah, 7 years old

'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'
Lily, 7 years old

'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.'
Ethan, 7 years old

'I give Dad's beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'
Shirley, 7 years old

AND THE BEST RESPONSE

'My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.' Confused Confused
Jack, 7 years

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 11:33 pm    Post subject: Re: BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS Reply with quote

oh dear I guess mum had been putting him in the dog box so he buried his bone somewhere else....

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:38 pm    Post subject: Re: BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS Reply with quote

Hahahaha Gotta love beer

Great post

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 4:37 pm    Post subject: Re: BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS Reply with quote

My grandson will be three in February. I was minding him last week and he "fluffed" a real stinky one and I laughed and called it a beer fart. Well this weekend we had him with his parents over for supper and his dad, my stepson, was enjoying a few brews. He bent over to pick up the grandson to bring him out to the car as they were leaving. The strain released some pent up pressure. The grandson promptly sang out "Mommy, daddy beer fart." All eyes turned on me and I could only exclaim how nice it was to see his language development was progressing.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:22 pm    Post subject: Re: BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS Reply with quote

Good one grand dad.
Im sure mommy is most impressed.
Language skills are very important Smile

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:31 pm    Post subject: Re: BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS Reply with quote

Haha Haha Haha Haha

A classic Mac...that's how kids learn, not only language skills, but also a sense of humour mate.

Our latest grand daughter has inherited her Grandads butt and her ability to "cough in her rompers" is developing nicely Very Happy Laughing ...I call them bottom burps...till she gets a little older, then I'll maybe incorporate some new words for her to learn. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:21 pm    Post subject: Re: BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS Reply with quote

Careful you two.
As much as getting back at your children through their children is an absolute hoot, your children will be picking the old peoples home.
Carfull how much you much you stir........

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:28 pm    Post subject: Re: BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS Reply with quote

dhc4ever wrote:
Careful you two.
As much as getting back at your children through their children is an absolute hoot, your children will be picking the old peoples home.
Carfull how much you much you stir........

Hmmm...good point Pete...then again, I suppose it's never too late to remind them that I can program a SKI Holiday. Very Happy Very Happy Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:59 am    Post subject: Re: BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS Reply with quote

Good one Vince, your getting back to your old self again.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 1:09 am    Post subject: Re: BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS Reply with quote

Ominivision1 wrote:
Good one Vince, your getting back to your old self again.

Thanks OV1...been a bit under the weather this week or so with a head and chest cold...and also living with a bit of stress...

Definitions according to the Dictionary of Vince
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The situation created when the mind over-rides the body's desired or need to choke the living bejasus out some imbecile who desperately needs it.
Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Very Happy Very Happy

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