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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:51 am    Post subject: British Humour Reply with quote

Parental Advisory

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The wife suggested I get myself one of those male appendage enlargers, so I did....
She's 21 and her name's Lucy.
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Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "paedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50.
It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
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The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops.... although, they do make me look a bit gay.
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Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre."
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My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a h@&d-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year!
You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.
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Remember the 7 qualities for the perfect girlfriend...**** Beautiful, Intelligent, Gentle, Thoughtful, Innocent, Trustworthy, Sensible.****
Or in other words........... B.I.G.T.I.T.S.
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Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It's great though. It does everything -
KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot.."
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Question - Are there too many immigrants in Britain?****
17% said yes; 11% said No;
72% said "I am not understanding the question please."
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On my Census form there is a question "Do you have any dependants?"
Apparently putting "Hundreds of Africans, Pakis, Somalians, single mums, Romanians, loafers, smack heads, and non-English speaking people" isn't the right answer.
They've sent my form back!
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Prince William says he doesn't want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip says he doesn't give a toss, he's still going.
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Some bastard's just pinched a pair of my wife's panties off the washing line. She's not bothered about the panties but she wants the 12 clothes pins back.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:09 am    Post subject: Re: British Humour Reply with quote

Well done granddad, you've scored full marks again........

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:53 am    Post subject: Re: British Humour Reply with quote

Thanks Pete.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:42 pm    Post subject: Re: British Humour Reply with quote

Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 2:20 pm    Post subject: Re: British Humour Reply with quote

I like the first one a lot. Wish I had heard that back when I was married. SWMBO would have liked it.

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