2 brooms

dhc4ever · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 2:20 am Post subject: 2 brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well...., they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,

'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

Bushmaster · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 7:01 am Post subject: Re: 2 brooms

And dhc4ever takes the lead. Vince is fallin' behind...

Elvis · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:30 am Post subject: Re: 2 brooms

tut tut tut.... you may be right Bushy.

MacD · Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 4:07 pm Post subject: Re: 2 brooms

Got a feeling telling that joke after a few drinks might be a real tongue twister. It was hard enough reading it.

Elvis · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:20 am Post subject: Re: 2 brooms

so she had been a dirty broom aye and thought she could just "sweep it under the carpet"......

dhc4ever · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 12:55 am Post subject: Re: 2 brooms

Oy Elvis, get off.
This is my pedestal (until Vince comes up with a worse one.)

Elvis · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:14 pm Post subject: Re: 2 brooms

Vince · Posted: Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:56 pm Post subject: Re: 2 brooms

OK...I'm back from Sydney (can you even begin to imagine how much crap and corruption one person can accumulate in 57 yrs living in the same house !!!)

Pete...I'll let ya get a little familiar with the pedestal mate...that joke deserves it...but, watch this space mate. Very Happy