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MacD Super Member
Joined: Apr 08, 2011 Posts: 1052 Location: Canada
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 7:45 am Post subject: The Promise (This ones for Suz) |
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And God promised.....
And God promised men
that good and obedient wives would be
found in all corners of the world.
Then he made the earth round.
And laughed and laughed and laughed
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Elvis Super Member
Joined: Jul 27, 2008 Posts: 9253 Location: south island New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:52 pm Post subject: Re: The Promise (This ones for Suz) |
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I have txted that on to all my churchy relos as that my friend is plurry funny!!
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Suzanne Super Member
Joined: Jun 27, 2009 Posts: 3323 Location: Eugene, Oregon
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:31 pm Post subject: Re: The Promise (This ones for Suz) |
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Haw haw...so who needs to be obedient anyway? The women have been
forever happy, it's the men that'r screwed. That's what makes men such
great hunters and gatherers. If women were easy then the world would be
square. Makes sense!
Suz
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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:34 pm Post subject: Re: The Promise (This ones for Suz) |
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HUH?????
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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 8:41 pm Post subject: Re: The Promise (This ones for Suz) |
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God made adam and put him in the garden and told him to go and explore. Well after about two week of wandering adam was gtting a little lonesome, so he said lord and god said what is it my son. Adam said I've been two weeks and explored everything, but I'm lonesome could you send me a helpmate. God replyed yes but it will cost you, adam said what will it cost. God replyed an arm, ,man adam said isn't that a little high so what could I get for a rib!!!!!!
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MacD Super Member
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:25 am Post subject: Re: The Promise (This ones for Suz) |
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That's a keeper Tremblay.
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Aloysius Super Member
Joined: Nov 03, 2009 Posts: 2440 Location: B., Belgium
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 7:29 am Post subject: Re: The Promise (This ones for Suz) |
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Eve is still the best woman ever made...
she was hand-made...
all the rest is "nuts-work"
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Tremblay Super Member
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 9:29 am Post subject: Re: The Promise (This ones for Suz) |
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Aloysius wrote: |
Eve is still the best woman ever made...
she was hand-made...
all the rest is "nuts-work" |
Hand made ????????
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