HuntingNut
HuntingNut
   Login or Register
HomeCommunity ForumsPhoto AlbumsRegister
     
 

User Info

Welcome Anonymous


Membership:
Latest: RichardZ
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 13126

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 415
BOT: 1
Total: 416
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Forums
02: Forums
03: Forums
04: Forums
05: Home
06: Your Account
07: Forums
08: Forums
09: Forums
10: Forums
11: Forums
12: Your Account
13: Forums
14: Home
15: Forums
16: Forums
17: Forums
18: Forums
19: Your Account
20: Your Account
21: Forums
22: Forums
23: Forums
24: Forums
25: Your Account
26: Forums
27: Forums
28: Forums
29: News
30: Home
31: Forums
32: Home
33: Photo Albums
34: Forums
35: Forums
36: Reloading Database
37: Forums
38: Forums
39: Photo Albums
40: Forums
41: Forums
42: Your Account
43: Photo Albums
44: Forums
45: Forums
46: Forums
47: Forums
48: Photo Albums
49: Photo Albums
50: Forums
51: Home
52: Forums
53: Forums
54: Forums
55: Forums
56: Forums
57: Home
58: Forums
59: Forums
60: Your Account
61: Forums
62: Your Account
63: Home
64: Your Account
65: Forums
66: Forums
67: Forums
68: Home
69: Forums
70: Forums
71: Forums
72: Forums
73: Forums
74: Forums
75: Forums
76: Home
77: Forums
78: Forums
79: Forums
80: Forums
81: Home
82: Forums
83: Forums
84: Your Account
85: Forums
86: Forums
87: Forums
88: Forums
89: Forums
90: Forums
91: Forums
92: Forums
93: Photo Albums
94: Forums
95: Home
96: Photo Albums
97: Home
98: Your Account
99: Forums
100: Forums
101: Forums
102: Forums
103: Forums
104: Forums
105: Forums
106: Your Account
107: Home
108: Forums
109: Forums
110: Home
111: Home
112: Your Account
113: Your Account
114: Forums
115: Forums
116: Forums
117: Forums
118: Forums
119: Forums
120: Forums
121: Forums
122: Forums
123: Forums
124: Your Account
125: Forums
126: Forums
127: Your Account
128: Home
129: Forums
130: Forums
131: Forums
132: Forums
133: Your Account
134: Forums
135: Forums
136: Forums
137: Forums
138: Photo Albums
139: Forums
140: Forums
141: Forums
142: Forums
143: Your Account
144: Forums
145: Forums
146: Forums
147: Home
148: Home
149: Forums
150: Forums
151: Forums
152: Photo Albums
153: Home
154: Forums
155: Your Account
156: Forums
157: Forums
158: Forums
159: Your Account
160: Forums
161: Forums
162: Forums
163: Forums
164: Forums
165: Forums
166: Forums
167: Your Account
168: Home
169: Home
170: Forums
171: Photo Albums
172: Your Account
173: Forums
174: Forums
175: Forums
176: Forums
177: Forums
178: Home
179: Forums
180: Your Account
181: Forums
182: Forums
183: Forums
184: Forums
185: Forums
186: Your Account
187: Your Account
188: Forums
189: Forums
190: Forums
191: Forums
192: Your Account
193: Forums
194: Home
195: Forums
196: Photo Albums
197: Forums
198: Forums
199: Home
200: Home
201: Your Account
202: Forums
203: Forums
204: Your Account
205: Home
206: Forums
207: Forums
208: Forums
209: Forums
210: Forums
211: Forums
212: Forums
213: Forums
214: Forums
215: Forums
216: Forums
217: Forums
218: Forums
219: Your Account
220: Forums
221: Forums
222: Home
223: Forums
224: Forums
225: Forums
226: Forums
227: Forums
228: Forums
229: Forums
230: Forums
231: Forums
232: Forums
233: Forums
234: Forums
235: Your Account
236: Forums
237: Forums
238: Forums
239: Home
240: Your Account
241: Forums
242: Forums
243: Forums
244: Photo Albums
245: Home
246: Photo Albums
247: Forums
248: Your Account
249: Forums
250: Forums
251: Your Account
252: Forums
253: Forums
254: Forums
255: Forums
256: Home
257: Forums
258: Forums
259: Photo Albums
260: Your Account
261: Forums
262: Forums
263: Forums
264: Forums
265: Forums
266: Forums
267: Forums
268: Forums
269: Forums
270: Forums
271: Forums
272: Forums
273: Forums
274: Your Account
275: Forums
276: Forums
277: Forums
278: Forums
279: Photo Albums
280: Forums
281: Home
282: Photo Albums
283: Photo Albums
284: Your Account
285: Your Account
286: Forums
287: Forums
288: Photo Albums
289: Forums
290: Forums
291: Forums
292: Forums
293: Forums
294: Forums
295: Forums
296: Statistics
297: Your Account
298: Home
299: Your Account
300: Forums
301: Forums
302: Forums
303: Home
304: Home
305: Your Account
306: Home
307: Forums
308: Forums
309: Forums
310: Home
311: Forums
312: Forums
313: Forums
314: Your Account
315: Forums
316: Your Account
317: Forums
318: Forums
319: Forums
320: Your Account
321: Forums
322: Your Account
323: Forums
324: Forums
325: Forums
326: Photo Albums
327: Photo Albums
328: Statistics
329: Forums
330: Photo Albums
331: Forums
332: Forums
333: Forums
334: Forums
335: Forums
336: Forums
337: Forums
338: Your Account
339: Forums
340: Your Account
341: Photo Albums
342: Forums
343: Home
344: Forums
345: Forums
346: Your Account
347: Forums
348: Forums
349: Forums
350: Forums
351: Forums
352: Forums
353: Home
354: Your Account
355: Home
356: Forums
357: Your Account
358: Forums
359: Home
360: Forums
361: Forums
362: Photo Albums
363: Forums
364: Home
365: Forums
366: Photo Albums
367: Forums
368: Forums
369: Your Account
370: Forums
371: Photo Albums
372: Forums
373: Forums
374: Forums
375: Forums
376: Forums
377: Forums
378: Forums
379: Forums
380: Forums
381: Forums
382: Forums
383: Forums
384: Forums
385: Home
386: Forums
387: Forums
388: Home
389: Home
390: Forums
391: Forums
392: Forums
393: Forums
394: Your Account
395: Forums
396: Forums
397: Forums
398: Forums
399: Your Account
400: Forums
401: Your Account
402: Photo Albums
403: Photo Albums
404: Forums
405: Forums
406: Forums
407: Forums
408: Forums
409: Home
410: Forums
411: Forums
412: Forums
413: Forums
414: Your Account
415: Photo Albums
  BOT:
01: Forums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
 

Coppermine Stats
Photo Albums
 Albums: 308
 Pictures: 2451
  · Views: 820725
  · Votes: 1316
  · Comments: 86
 

No chances
Jokes, funny stories and general humor
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor

View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
dhc4ever
Super Member
Super Member


Joined: May 26, 2011
Posts: 2944
Location: Ipswich, Queensland Australia

PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:59 pm    Post subject: No chances Reply with quote

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem.

While they were there, the wife passed away.


The undertaker told the husband,

"You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000.


The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.


The undertaker asked him,

"why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $150????"


The husband replied,

"Long ago a man died here was buried here and three days later rose from the dead, I just can’t take that chance!"

_________________
Pete

Dont do anything you wont like explaining to the paramedics..............
Back to top
View user's profile
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic   Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index » Jokes & Humor
Page 1 of 1
All times are GMT - 7 Hours



Jump to:  


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum
You cannot attach files in this forum
You cannot download files in this forum


Valid CSS! Valid HTML 4.01!
Click to check if this page is realy HTML 4.01 compliant for speed :)

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of HuntingNut.com.
The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © 2011 by HuntingNut.com
Interactive software released under GNU GPL, Code Credits, Privacy Policy

.: Upgraded to DragonFly 9.2 by *Dizfunkshunal* :.